The Dynamic Duo is back to work, this time on an exciting new project. Overwhelmed with excitement at the prospect of a Gingrich Moon Colony, Sarah Palin and Nancy Pelosi have begun designing a new fashion line aimed at solving the very first world problem of Fashion on the Moon. While the details of the [...]
We bow down to the marketing gurus at Procter & Gamble Co. for their brilliant if not slightly twisted new seat cooling product. The Thrill is a new seat pad that is being introduced to the market in a low key but timely opening, ready to send chills down the leg of customers while they [...]
2012 has just started, and already, much news has been made. After Rick Perry’s total debate fail and Jon Huntsman’s post-campaign plans, the primary field has been winnowed significantly. Which, of course, means, that our Handlebar Primary wasn’t entirely spot on…we’re tweaking those metrics for next election season. Whatever the outcome of the GOP Primary, though, [...]
Forget about dead fish; receiving a floral arrangement is the new way to say “watch your back”! GOP presidential contenders and a coterie of non-Newt supporting politicians and journalists all received bunches of pansies expressly delivered to their offices. The floral arrangements carried the same message, taunting the recipient for not having the cojones, experience [...]
Just when you thought that Solyndra was fading away, the name is back in the headlines. The Federal Government has granted the troubled firm a military contract to produce lightweight compact portable toilets with a solar powered flush. The innovative toilet product is called Flushin’ Solar and was part of a solar powered lifestyle product [...]
Ron Reags Ron Reags! As the Mittness sweeps up in the primaries, we thought it was time to break out this gem again.
Intent on capitalizing on the upcoming blockbuster election year, DreamWorks Studios is planning an October release of a modern day version West Side Story. The film would play upon the original storyline but add a political twist. Set against a modern day Washington D.C. backdrop the storyline will focus on the relationships between the two [...]
Calling the election season Silly Season has never seemed so appropriate. So anxious over the upcoming election is Obama’s new chief of staff Jack Lew that he has now ordered Press Secretary Jay Carney and all aides to wear only tighty whities instead of boxers. Word is that a staff memo was sent stating that [...]
Newt may have turned out a lackluster performance at the Iowa Caucuses, but all signs point to Callista Gingrich having a banner year. Her neatly coiffed hair has been making fashion waves on the beltway and beyond. Former Speaker Nancy Pelosi has traded in her mouse brown locks for a shot at Gingrich Gold, and [...]
There are few things in life more impressive than a proper handlebar moustache, and few things more mind numbingly boring than the current political primary season, which seems all too filled with repetitive debates and all too void of true gauntlet-throwing. Thus, we feel it is time to dispense with the debates, the caucuses, the [...]
Nintendo is bringing it home with a new game for the popular Wii, sure to be a hit during the upcoming election season. The new game is called ‘Debate Hero’ and will allow up to 4 players to engage in moderated political discourse with the candidates of their choice. The game allows players to select [...]
Silence is golden unless you happen to be Rick Perry. In a creative effort to sidestep the challenge of debating without a teleprompter or Cliff Notes, Rick Perry took the unusual but ingenious approach of hiring a mime to secretly sit in the audience. The mime was to serve as backup when Rick was faced [...]
Rick Santorum either has an ardent fan or a merry prankster at his heels. An ‘If this van is rockin’ don’t come knockin’ bumper sticker has been firmly attached to Rick Santorum’s car during each debate he has participated in. The prank has occurred while he has been on stage and while he has posted [...]
President Obama got a lot of attention December 8th when he celebrated Hanukkah by lighting the entire Menorah and then some all in one sitting, declaring that he is always up for a good party. Surprisingly, not mentioned in any press reports of the celebration was the richly decorated yarmulke that he wore on his [...]
An anonymous source in the Huntsman campaign informs us that should Jon fail to secure the Republican nomination, he will be capitalizing on the publicity he has garnered throughout his campaign by opening a mens-only Spa. The idea came to him after a recent press conference, at which 98% of the questions he received referenced [...]
Instead of sending out a Christmas card this year, the Obama’s have selected a more all-purpose “Happy Holidays” card. On it, Grandfather Time and the New Year Baby are depicted. The Baby’s face has been replaced with a beatific Barack Obama, and his reelection campaign is hoping to kill 2 birds with one stone, thinking [...]
It is always nice to hear stories of good will and cheer at this time of year. Announced today at the White House is a special holiday bake off sponsored by our Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Sec. of State Clinton has challenged other governmental departments to a holiday cookie baking competition to be judged [...]
It looks like Anthony Weiner has rebounded nicely, finding himself playing the role of artist’s muse. The Laboratorio Peotta, under the guidance of master sculptor Luigi Peotta, has been commissioned by an unnamed New York collector to create a statue of Mr. Weiner in the style of Michelangelo’s David. The statue will immortalize his now [...]
Ever a step behind, Tanya Coolidge, 57, of Cincinnati, came forward Friday alleging a 4 year affair with Herman Cain. Her press conference was scheduled for 6PM that evening, and was largely ignored after Mr. Cain’s announcement Friday afternoon that he would no longer be seeking the office of the Presidency. Ms. Coolidge, an undoubtedly [...]
Awww…He went to Jared!
The White House is creating at least one job, Obama’s campaign is singing a new tune, and Halloween plans threaten to stir up more trouble in congress. While Barry tries to get a good night’s sleep, Nancy Pelosi and Sarah Palin bridge the bipartisan divide. The AFLCIO may be gaining more members, and Santa’s sending [...]
